Two funny quotes before bed

"Now I know how to get to Marie's house: Cross Sterling Blvd. and stay straight on Holly for 2 hours....Turn Left...go for another 2 hours....Pass Williamsburg." - Roni on our way to my house during our lunch break. "Williamsburg Road" is a street name but she left out the "Road" part because it was funnier that way.

"So are you all brothers and sisters?"
"Yes."
Eyebrows rise.
"All one family?"
"Yes."
"Wow."
Conversation with our waiter as we left the Cheesecake Factory.